from a yelp review about a sports bar:
I went here on Saturday, Nov. 14th. It is truly only okay. Their alcohol selection is really very rudimentary. The pomegranate mojito I had was bordering on kinda gross. The appetizers were only so so. The whole thing was just so beaujois. Nothing at all special about this place.
i'd like to ask the person who wrote this: have you opened up a newspaper recently? i could pick something at random, anything, like: hey, have you heard seafood is disappearing from the oceans? seafood, fool! scallops, mahimahi, cod. gone in a couple of decades! what was that now about a pomegranate mojito?